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{"type":"standard","title":"Generation Freakshow","displaytitle":"Generation Freakshow","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3100529","titles":{"canonical":"Generation_Freakshow","normalized":"Generation Freakshow","display":"Generation Freakshow"},"pageid":34023653,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Feederalbum8.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Feederalbum8.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1225554857","tid":"f960f574-1a5b-11ef-915f-9e60dc943d96","timestamp":"2024-05-25T05:59:40Z","description":"2012 studio album by Feeder","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Freakshow","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Freakshow?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Freakshow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Generation_Freakshow"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Freakshow","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Generation_Freakshow","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Freakshow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Generation_Freakshow"}},"extract":"Generation Freakshow is the eighth studio album by Welsh rock band Feeder. It was released on 23 April 2012. It was due to be the second in a series of two albums released in 2010 by the band, following up previous album Renegades. However, the band decided to hold more recording sessions for the album, leading them to delay the album until 2012.","extract_html":"
Generation Freakshow is the eighth studio album by Welsh rock band Feeder. It was released on 23 April 2012. It was due to be the second in a series of two albums released in 2010 by the band, following up previous album Renegades. However, the band decided to hold more recording sessions for the album, leading them to delay the album until 2012.
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