{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}